using this shit again, yo. I need a break from all the deep stuff. back in tha game~

mcdammit:

How to flirt:

Say smooth suave sexy things like

  • Sit on my penis
  • Touch my penis
  • I wish I were helicase so I could unzip your genes

Do romantic things like:

  • Ask to see a girl’s boobs
  • Shave dollar signs into your pubes
  • Lay your balls on her head while she’s sleeping

do you ever look at a math problem then immediately want to kill yourself


fistmegently:

HOLD ME SWEET JESUS

mm.

allyouladiespopyopussylikedis:

now i got 32 flavors of that bootylicious bubble gum

  • raspberry
  • grape
  • cherry