using this shit again, yo. I need a break from all the deep stuff. back in tha game~

mcdammit:

How to flirt:

Say smooth suave sexy things like

• Sit on my penis
• Touch my penis
• I wish I were helicase so I could unzip your genes

Do romantic things like:

• Ask to see a girl’s boobs
• Shave dollar signs into your pubes
• Lay your balls on her head while she’s sleeping

do you ever look at a math problem then immediately want to kill yourself

allyouladiespopyopussylikedis:

now i got 32 flavors of that bootylicious bubble gum

• raspberry
• grape
• cherry